hextech crafting too opieop

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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