What would Michael Jackson do if he were on the Moon? Nothing he's dead.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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