Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What is brown and sticky?

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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THe Election

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Anti Joke

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