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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Women's rights

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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