You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Help I'm being raped!

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France had one revolution

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Do u take sugar?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Anti Joke

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