Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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Are you a tree

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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What's worse than failing your english test? Contracting HIV

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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