what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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Anti Joke

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