A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Gay rights

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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