What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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come along children

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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V I T A M I N C !

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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