What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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how do you confuse a blond?

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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