If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Why is your face? Because.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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