Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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