Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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roses are red, violets are violet

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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