What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Wombat monkey juice.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Video Games

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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What happen? Idk...

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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