what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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kennah campion... being nice

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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