What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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