what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Knock knock come in.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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