I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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You are Nerochan right?

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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whats 2+2? 1

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Chuck Norris died.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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