- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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