Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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elen degeneres is straight....

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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how do you confuse a blond?

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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