If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Tall asians

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