Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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You are Nerochan right?

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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