- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

A cat playing laser tag.

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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