What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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