How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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