What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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