A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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