A baby seal walks into a club.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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