kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Why can't Hellen Keller have babies? She's dead.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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