If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What did one orphan say to the other? My parents are dead.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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whats black and large -me

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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knock knock who's there ?

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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