If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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This is my joke. funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Why the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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don't look behind you

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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