How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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poo is yummy

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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