- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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mark is religion

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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