Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Robin, get in the car.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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who drinks pee? katness

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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hi my name is? joe

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Do you love me? No.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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I walk into a bar...

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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