How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What did the sick kid get for cancer? Christmas

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Womens Rights

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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