- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

what happens every day? People die

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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