Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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a Jew had a small nose

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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That's what SHE said!

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What happened to Mitchell after he left the store? He walked

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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