What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no, and leaves.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Fat people.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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