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What did the fish say after he

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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i had sex.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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