What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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