Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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I can count to potato.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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