Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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