What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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dj miky

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guess what chicken butt

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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