Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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