your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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If you riding a jet-ski amd the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Blue Ice Cream

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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