- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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