Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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9/11/2001

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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