XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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whats black and white? a zebra

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Anti Joke

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