what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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My mom just died....

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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Why was Timmy sad?

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Jack Stevens

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Anti Joke

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