Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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