kill yourself

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

You know whats better than 24? 25

69.... is a number

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Ham sandwich

women rights

Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

Your Mom.

dislike this...please.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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