doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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the holocaust

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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