How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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leon harney ya pikey

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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My kids are mistakes.

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the cow goes moo

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's rights.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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