What do you call a black man? Black

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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