women rights

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Your Mom.

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dislike this...please.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What comes after 23? 24.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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who eats pencils asians

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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