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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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