How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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