Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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