Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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who farted i did :]

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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What is red? A rock painted red

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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