what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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These Jokes suck.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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What do a bucket and a women have in common? Before 1928 neither had the right to vote. The bucket still can't.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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