What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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watch me nae nae

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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I <3 Hitler

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Women's rights.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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