Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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9/11.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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