F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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pickle sniffer

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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