Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Shea's sty....

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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Anti Joke

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