What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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8============D PEN1S

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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