An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Yo mama is so fat!

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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The cow went moo

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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