Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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