How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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The Detroit Lions

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