Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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