A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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