Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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nolan is gay

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Knock Knock Come in

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Anti Joke

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