What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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penis

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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obama

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