- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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