Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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