Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Proof reading

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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