What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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field day?

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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