- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Women.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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