How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Take this and put it- No.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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