What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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