Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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whats green and lives in the water

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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