Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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JFK

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Women's Rights

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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