why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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I'm tired.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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bob saget

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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