What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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