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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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the WNBA

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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