- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Women's rights.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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