what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Take off your shoes.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Why was the black person promptly escorted out of the bar? He was under 21.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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