What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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you lose.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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