What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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What did the shark say to the elephant? Nothing, they live in different habitats

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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