Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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