How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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belly button

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This is not a joke

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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