What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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