What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Women's Rights.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air.

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

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Catholicism.

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Knock knock Who's there The mailman The mailman who? You are so dumb.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice.

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i'm funny

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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