What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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A POW is sitting in his cell when the guard walks up to him. He says "You may choose one of these tortures, drowning or listening to Rebecca Black." The POW chose Rebecca Black, for even though he disliked her music, it was much better than getting drowned

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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