Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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your gay

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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