I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white, and Pansies are pink.

Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

drew edminstin is a rat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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